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The content-farm unit of production: product name → spec recitation → superlative → next, ~25-30 seconds per item, no opinion, no testing, no prices, no host. Infinitely scalable precisely because it requires nothing a human would have to think about; interleaves recognizable brands with drop-ship items so credibility rubs off (slop-content). The anti-hook intro (8 generic seconds, then straight into item #1) signals a bet on search/autoplay traffic over retention craft.

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